{"id":947,"date":"2010-06-25T23:34:03","date_gmt":"2010-06-25T23:34:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brietv.com\/blog\/?p=947"},"modified":"2010-06-25T23:34:03","modified_gmt":"2010-06-25T23:34:03","slug":"tales-of-hollywood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brietv.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/25\/tales-of-hollywood\/","title":{"rendered":"tales of hollywood"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">um hi<\/span><\/h4>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">brie as annette:<\/span><\/h4>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.brietv.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/brie1580.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-948\" title=\"brie1580\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brietv.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/brie1580.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"109\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">(mickey mouse brie)<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3>Y<span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">oung Elmo was helping out at tony\u00a0 ferra&#8217;s nightclub in Hollywood, by pulling nails out of boards with a claw <\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">hammer, putting the nails into a coffee can, and the nail less boards into a nearby pile.<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><br \/>\nThis famous nightclub was mentioned in a program on the \u201cE\u201d channel as a hang out favored by Elvis, and i might add \u201cfrequented by fools and fops\u201d (john barth from \u201cthe sot-weed factor\u201d).<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">also, tony&#8217;s daughter sandy appeared in some Elvis&#8217; films.<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><br \/>\nDuring a break, tony asked Elmo to go to the liquor store around the corner\u00a0 to pick up some soft drinks. Tony gave Elmo some money and instructed Elmo to say the following upon entering the liquor store:<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><br \/>\n\u201cI want a tab.\u201d<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><br \/>\nSo, Elmo went around the corner and down the block resulting in this conversation:<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><br \/>\nElmo:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cI want a Tab.\u201d<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">Liquor store clerk:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cHunter!?\u201d<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><br \/>\nAddendum:<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><br \/>\nElmo was paid by tony in cash and some really old ties left by inebriated patrons.<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">a few years later Elmo was wearing one of those skinny ties, which at the time were way out of fashion.<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">sneeringly his uncle in Northridge said &#8220;where did you get that tie from?!&#8221;<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">thereupon giving Elmo a more modern wide tie.<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.brietv.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/brie02.jpg\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.brietv.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/brie021.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-974\" title=\"brie02\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brietv.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/brie021.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">text from above photo:<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3>&#8220;My hard, throbbing dick deeply fucking Brie&#8217;s pregnant, sweet pussy, soon to soak her swollen womb with a flood of my sticky cummm&#8230;&#8221;<\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #800000;\">******************************************************************<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #800000;\">police woman in north korea bobby-soxing:<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.brietv.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/police.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-963\" title=\"police\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brietv.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/police.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"185\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">*******************************************************<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">brie outside wearing mommy&#8217;s clothes:<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.brietv.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/ISX91.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-971\" title=\"ISX91\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brietv.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/ISX91.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"346\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">&amp; brie as little lulu:<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.brietv.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/ISX571.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-972\" title=\"ISX57\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brietv.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/ISX571.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"142\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">in and out of trouble, but mostly always in&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>um hi brie as annette: (mickey mouse brie) Young Elmo was helping out at tony\u00a0 ferra&#8217;s nightclub in Hollywood, by pulling nails out of boards with a claw hammer, putting the nails into a coffee can, and the nail less boards into a nearby pile. This famous nightclub was mentioned in a program on the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/brietv.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/25\/tales-of-hollywood\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;tales of hollywood&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[22,162,170,442,480],"class_list":["post-947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-annette-funicello","tag-elvis-presley","tag-fetish-crossdresser-cd-petticoat-tranny-trans-tgirl-sissy-shemale-transexual-transvestite-drag","tag-sandy-ferra","tag-tab-hunter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brietv.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brietv.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brietv.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brietv.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brietv.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=947"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brietv.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brietv.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brietv.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brietv.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}