The Department Store

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Back during the Silicon Valley days, I used to walk through a department store, then on a bridge over the road to the mall in Cupertino.
One day I was trying to buy something from a sales lady behind a counter

, and behind her was some dude.
I asked something of the sales lady, who rudely just ignored me, while her eyes were blinking frequently with the dude closely behind her. Soon the dude left, and I asked something of the lady, who, looking embarrassed and distressed, continued to ignore me. So I went away, and realized that she had been molested by the dude behind the counter.
As I worked nearby, I often went through the department store, sometimes to get lunch at the mall. Another time I saw the same extremely attractive, well-dressed woman looking really sexy as I went through the store. About an hour later as I came back I noticed her

walking in front of me looking slightly disheveled with what looked like sperm on the backs of her nylon clad legs.
I imagined that she was being used sexually by her boss in order to keep her job.

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Shirley sez:


“Promises are the hollow shells of undone deeds.”

and


“I’d like everything to stay suspended, beautiful.”

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“A racy relic from the legendary life of Bela Lugosi — a 1929 painting, featuring the naked image of Clara Bow

— has emerged from a half-century of obscurity, fated for auction this fall.

It’s sexy, iconic Hollywood history — the “It Girl,” posing au natural for Count Dracula.”

Also, Elsinore Military Academy

in Southern California, which was attended by Bela Lugosi Jr. (the son of film actor Bela Lugosi), is now a ruin looking possibly like something out of a Dracula movie!

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42 year old Janet Mason

(PTA soccer mom!) looking exceedingly fit (Botox?), showing the world that she is the best at what she does.

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Molly Rome with a hula hoop!


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More Mom:


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brie as Shirley:


Love

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1970:

California population:     19,971,071

Los Angeles County population:     7,041,982

Therefore, 35% of California lived in Los Angeles County back then!!!

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Now:

California population:     38,041,430

Los Angeles County population:     9.818,605

So, now only 25.8% of California lives in Los Angeles County.

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With a name like Brigitte,

you might think the foreign exchange student was French, especially since she was a brunette, but she was from Germany–West Germany back then.
Anyway, Brigitte cared more about what a person was, rather than how much they had.

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Beth showed up at the company picnic, wearing a tennis outfit, something like this:

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Reno 1986: Driving around in the 74 Dodge Dart listening to the Seeds on a cassette tape!

Why do I feel I inspired a character in the movie “Bodies, Rest & Motion?”

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School girl:

& school girl brie:

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Last Chance for Romantic Love

Working at the Reno post office during the big recession of the 80’s.

Training on the Letter Sorting Machine — one address per second!

Has a keyboard like nowhere else.

When not training, either throwing mail or helping out the mail handlers unloading trucks.

While throwing mail, sometimes the big gal

would come by to chat and even touch me.

She was a couple of inches taller than I, but well proportioned, and was a cheerleader at one time.

The poor old wolf man, resembling Charlie Manson, was responsible for second-class mail — newspapers and such, wished he had never worked for the post office, but had too many years invested to quit.

For the Halloween party I wore a hat with my glasses –“Hey Elton John!”

During a break former prison guard from Carson City uttered barely audibly: “If they get rid of me, I’ll come back and dust this place!” I think he survived, since he kept saying that he wanted to be a mail handler instead of a clerk.

Too broke to buy new glasses, which would have made the training easier no doubt.

Some gal who used to work in a casino finished first.

I was on the last training module, and  it was entirely possible that I would have finished the training second out of about 10 people.

However, supervisor shit-canned me after 10 weeks.

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Tonya:


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Rebecca:


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Janet Mason PTA soccer mom!


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brie as Shirley:



Patty

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brie as Daphne:

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It only lasted for about a year.

I think it was during the first grade.

Patty

and I formed a bond, as if we were an old married couple. Perhaps I met my soul mate, when we were too young to benefit from it?


We were almost always together. I didn’t really understand any reason for the attraction, but we were extremely comfortable together. One day the toughest kid in the school came upon us on a street corner. He seemed disturbed that I was with Patty, and started to hassle me into a fight. I was terrified as he knew ju jitsu, and I had seen him destroy another kid in a fight at school, still punching the other kid in the face even while the opponent was crying!


Amazingly, Patty stepped in between us and somehow defused the situation, knowing just what to say and how to say it.


Somehow my association with Patty suddenly ended, when I became best friends with Billy, though Billy and I were like two girls anyway!

Right! The Panorama theatre

at Nordoff St and Van Nuys Blvd

had a soundproof crying room with speakers for mommies and their babies. Also, I think there was a pizza place and a hobby shop next to the Panorama.


I remember seeing “Forbidden Planet”, “War of the Worlds”, the original “Parent Trap”, and “the Alamo!”


Once invited to sit with the girls. Magna

was the cutest girl in the school, but I thought she had a tough boyfriend, who would knock my head off!


Also, saw the sublimely prefect “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” there. Visited the old neighborhood last year (Arleta — used to be Pacoima). The Hebrew school on Beachy and Osborne is no longer there, but the building still exists. Around 1980 noticed Spanish language movies playing at the Panorama. Last year noticed the Panorama sign was still there.


Finally, saw “The Time Machine” there — going into the future where the Morlocks have taken over!

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Milf bobby-soxing:

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Janet Mason PTA soccer mom!

I think Janet would look really good in a tennis outfit:


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Last month’s mystery photo is Sue Nero:


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brie as Shirley


 

flash override velma!

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brie as Velma Dinkley.

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flash!

over 20,000 downloads of “velma varsity”

on deviantart!?!?!?

jinkies!

brie coffee mugs and fridge magnets available at:

http://brielivingston.deviantart.com/store/

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Janet Mason (PTA soccer mom)


showing she is the best at what she does:


I like the new look!

Janet should make at least one video, where she is wearing a cute school girl outfit such as this:

or

or even a cheerleader:

She might think she is too old to wear something like that, but her age only makes it more erotic. Janet has another 10 or twenty years (perhaps even more) doing what she does (filming of her dates), if she wants it.

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Gypsy grifters

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Los Angeles flatlands (not the San Fernando valley):
Enormous tire factory, giant 30 foot donut,

(“Randy’s Donut is a large donut atop a donut bakery located not far from LAX at 805 West Manchester Avenue in Inglewood California.” )

I was born near here.
The lost summer.

We lived in a motel near the Hollywood Park race track for about a month.

Low on money. Would hang a tea bag on a cupboard knob, after only one use to be able to use it again.

Joe and Betty Karbo: the all night show was for the birds: the   night owls and the early birds.

Joe and Betty Karbo pioneered all night television in Los Angeles.

Previously, around midnight programs would stop with just a test pattern on the tube!

Joe karbo’s book  The Lazy Mans way to Riches“paid cash –sniff.”

I bought the book. Can’t really say it worked for me.

Singing “Frankie and Johnny” in the bathtub, later, mom’s…panties

–best orgasim ever!

Only Michigan could rival Los Angeles County for manufacturing back then!

Riding my bike, searching for comic books, hard to find in this industrial part of town. Best i could do was an old grocery store (no supermarkets!), which had a decent selection.

Dr. Strange would astral-project his essence (something like that) around the world to fight evil-doers, while his actual, physical, body was in a skid-row hotel room, seemingly in a coma, and completely vulnerable – far out!

Rode bike to a theater to watch Ann Margaret

in “Bye Bye Birdie.”
Had a bad felling in the theatre, because i forgot to lock my bike. Sure enough. The one time I forgot to lock it –stolen!

me:     “Hey!”
“I’m from this part of town. I was born in the same hospital as Brian Wilson (Beach Boys)!”

cosmic fiend:     “Tough (expletive deleted) bub!”

Whitey (mother’s second husband) said “let’s go on a camping trip!” Not much happening in San Clemente at the time.

The only preparation was an ice chest full of cokes in the trunk of the heap of a car –

lost the Lincoln Continental, when our restaurant in Laguna Beach closed.

Grabbed Philip and off we went to Lake Arrowhead! Parked at a coffee shop on the

lake. Had dinner there and slept in the car. Deciding to get back to civilization, next

day headed to the San Fernando Valley!

Picked up Whitey’s small-time grifter friend Don on the way to the Dodgers-Giants game,

but they wouldn’t let us in because we were too late, and they were sold out because of

Sandy “no hit” Koufax.

Whitey and Don constantly bickering about stuff with Whitey mostly acquiescing. Apparently,

Don was whitey’s best friend, and a good contact for various grifter schemes. So, whitey

coped with his superior attitude.

Went to a drive-in movie (“The longest Day,” which was the longest movie). Kept checking

on the ball game with the car radio. Sandy Koufax just missed shutting out the Giants.

After the movie, we dropped off Don, and headed to Hansen Dam,

where we camped out in the car that night.

Heading back to Orange county the next day. Whitey was telling us (me and Philip) about

how a “queer” movie producer offered to send whitey to Paris, if he (Whitey) were to sodomize him.

Immediately, Philip blurted:

“How was Paris Whitey?” Amazingly, Whitey didn’t clobber Philip, but just came back with

a lame retort not worth mentioning.

On the way back to San Clemente taking the coast highway with the ocean on the right, while “Sherry” by The Four Seasons was emanating from the car radio.

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“Would love to be under your skirt.”

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brie gets her cheerleader uniform:


while Cathy gets hers:


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Girlie woman Janet Mason (PTA soccer mom!) being ravaged by butch dyke Syd Blakovich!


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Kay Parker:

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Shirley Temple

attending an exclusive girls’ school, somewhere in the hills of west Los Angeles, before going on to marry a military man!

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cosplay &

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brie head

cheerleader at CVHS in Los Angeles county!

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Brie as a waitress

at Peggy Sue’s Dinner in Yermo cal, yearning to

be impregnated by a local military man.

Yermo is where the California Agricultural Inspection Station is located

–“Got any fruit?”

“This is bat country.” (Hunter S. Thompson)

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brie as Shirley Temple


wearing the ultimate saddle shoes!

(sparkle)

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Janet Mason

P.T.A. soccer mon!

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Lauren Brice and TT Boy

bobby-soxing.

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sissy socks!

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Last month’s mystery photo is Linda Lovelace.

“I have Blue Cross!”

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Here is nursie brie seen cosplaying on the internet with someone else:

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Brie as Patty Duke:


Byeeeeeeeeeee for now! (be perky)

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billehsama


sez     “I admire your work.”

brie:     Thanks ever so much precious darling.”

angela and christina

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Angela Cartwright

(born September 9, 1952) is an English-born American actress primarily known for her roles in movies and television. Cartwright is best known as a child actress for her role as Brigitta Von Trapp in the film The Sound of Music, as Danny Williams’s (played by Danny Thomas) stepdaughter Linda in the 1950s TV series Make Room For Daddy

(a role she played from 1957 to 1964), and as John & Maureen Robinson’s (played by Guy Williams and June Lockhart) middle child, Penny, in the 1960s cult sci-fi U.S. television series Lost in Space.

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Christina Ricci (born in Santa Monica, California February 12, 1980) is an American actress. she  got her big screen debut in Mermaids

in 1990 as Cher’s younger daughter. The young actress made enough of an impression to land more work; later she appeared in the video of the film’s soundtrack “The Shoop Shoop Song”.

Ricci received recognition and praise as a child star for her performance as Wednesday Addams in The Addams Family (1991) and Addams Family Values (1993), and her role as Kat Harvey in Casper (1995). Ricci made a transition into more adult-oriented roles with The Ice Storm (1997), followed by an acclaimed performance in Buffalo 66 (1998) and then The Opposite of Sex (1998), for which she received a Golden Globe nomination for Best Actress. She continued her success with well-received performances in Sleepy Hollow (1999), Monster (2003) and Penelope (2006). In 2006, Ricci was nominated for an Emmy award for her role as a paramedic in the ABC drama Grey’s Anatomy.

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PATTY  DUKE:   From New York, appeared in the play “The Miracle Worker”, and later in the movie!
At the time youngest person to have a TV show

(brie as Patty and Cathy)

named for her. Last year of TV show moved to Los Angeles.
At her best in the amazing movie: “Valley  of the Dolls”!
Had an affair with Desi Arnez junior!!!!!!
Finally, ending up in Idaho married to a solider, whom she  met while filming a movie about a single mom joining the army — I’ve never seen this movie anywhere, but it sounds wonderful as she met her present husband, while making it
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SHIRLEY TEMPLE:

Best child actress of film ever!
Born: Santa Monica is a coastal city in western Los Angeles County.
“on the good ship lollipop”:

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bobby-soxer:

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further adventures of Janet Mason the PTA soccer mom!

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Women have it made.
While you are on your back, there is a dude beneath you with his stiffness up your pooper, another dude on top impregnating you, and another lover with his protuberance plunging in and out of your mouth gagging you, even though they have stripped off all your clothes, you still have your toenails polished, wrist watch, necklace, bracelet, ear rings bouncing, your wedding ring, and perfume, while being ravaged!

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tatum:


more bobby-soxing:

cute yellow outfit!



New Year’s in Tujunga

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brie wearing a poodle skirt with sissy socks such as found in this rare video:

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New Year’s in Tujunga

I was just 21 years old during my senior year in college, and it
was the early eve of New Year’s in Tujunga (Los Angeles county).
Larry (my cousin’s boy friend) suggested we stop at a dive bar for a beer, since it was legal for me to do so.I had longish hair back then, and as I was stuffing the pockets, of my JC Penny pressed corduroy big-buttoned coat, with the free peanuts still in the shells from the huge barrel, some inebriated old dude (“you do like older men?”) came up

to me declaring loudly “I love you!”, while tugging on my arm. So,

coyly I just sort of looked startled, but to this day I appreciate how wonderful he made me feel!

Previously, at the university the maid said I had the prettiest

hair (brown with a reddish tint, and

a natural flip) she had ever seen. Someone else sometimes used to call me “Miss Clairol.”

More previously, watching “the Joe Pyne show with Ozzie

Whiffletree” , which was on Metromedia television in only about half the cities, Ozzie says”my paintings are not

schlocky!”

and more previously,

At another time watching Mort Sahl also on Metromedia, Mort was talking about a book that von Braun (famous rocket scientist) had written entitled “I aim at the moon”, then Mort explained: “but he missed, and hit London.”

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At the checkout stand in the super market, “I suppose you are going to wear that!” referring to a hair ornament of the sort that might have been worn by Patty  Duke, said by either a very perceptive female, or more likely just a wise-ass chick.

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OCTOMOM!

“Nadya Denise Doud-Suleman (born Natalie Denise Suleman; July 11, 1975), known as Octomom

in the media, is an American woman who came to international attention when she gave birth to octuplets
in January 2009. The Suleman octuplets are only the second full set of octuplets to be born alive in the United States. One week after their birth, they surpassed the previous worldwide survival rate for a complete set of octuplets set by the Chukwu octuplets in 1998. The circumstances of their high order multiple birth have led to controversy in the field of assisted reproductive technology as well as an investigation by the Medical Board of California of the fertility specialist involved. Public reaction turned negative when it was discovered that the single mother already had six other young children and was unemployed and on public assistance programs. She denies ever having used public assistance. She conceived the octuplets and her six older children via in vitro fertilization (IVF).”

Pregnant woman who looks like the octomommy:


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from the octomom video, Vannah Sterling as the octomom:

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girls like Patty Duke

& Shirley Temple

wearing flat shoes such as Mary Janes and T-straps get noticed.*******************

Kandi Barbour wearing a tennis outfit:

& brie too!

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Melody Love wearing saddle shoes:


& brie:

janet Mason (PTA soccer mom!) goes glamorous:

fantasy

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Fantasy in literature is so stultifying.

This brings to mind Ayn Rand.

I don’t really know what planet she was writing about.

If she had lived to see the future, she would have been astounded by all the big rip-offs selling us out to special interests!

For such a brilliant woman, she seemed rather naive.

Unaware that if you played by the rules, and the possibility existed that you might actually win the game, then more likely than not, your enemies would change the rules, making you a loser.

So “Atlas Shrugged” –big deal.

If you decide to quit, there are many others desiring to replace you, commensurate with you success. Your successor may not be as talented as you were, but the system doesn’t really care! Don’t let the door hit you on the way out bub.

I read an account of Ayn Rand having visited an all boy’s prep school, wearing a short skirt,

thereby causing a sensation among those present. She was no doubt charismatic. As a person she sounds way more interesting than her writing ever could be.

At a young age I read the monumental “Lord of the Rings” trilogy, and really can’t waste any more time on fantasy.

When unemployed during the eighties, I read Thomas Pynchon’s epic tome “Gravity’s Rainbow,” which verges on fantasy. We really don’t need any more writers trying to emulate Pynchon!

Same with the Harry Potter books. The author herself is way more interesting than a bunch of rubbish, as the British would say, about witches and such. Truly amazing how she came from nowhere to become such a success.

Modern society has a tendency to chew up people like sticks of gum before spitting them out, producing an abundance of  washed-up-has-beens.


peggy and flo

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brie the bobby-soxer:

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Jane Withers


mostly from wikipedia:

[my cousin donna looks like jane withers –just ask mom!] is an American actress best known for being one of the most popular child film stars of the 1930s and early 1940s, as well as for her portrayal of “Josephine the Plumber” in a series of TV commercials for Comet cleanser in the 1960s and early 1970s.

Withers began her career as a child actress, first on local radio broadcasts in Atlanta, Georgia as “Dixie’s Dainty Dewdrop”. By the age of three, she was singing and imitating adult celebrities. In the early 1930s Withers and her family moved to Hollywood; she worked as an extra and a bit part player in several films in 1932 and 1933.

Withers’s big break came when she landed a supporting role in the 1934 Shirley Temple film Bright Eyes. Her character Joy Smythe was spoiled and obnoxious, a perfect foil to Temple’s sweet personality. In a 2006 interview on TCM’s Private Screenings with Robert Osborne, Withers recalled that she was hesitant to take this role because she had to be so “mean” to Shirley Temple and she thought the public would hate her for it. In a humorous scene of the two little girls playing with dolls, Withers tells Temple that she is going to the kitchen to get “the biggest knife I can find and operate on YOUR doll!” She also tells Temple: “There ain’t any Santa Claus, because my psychoanalyst told me!” Withers received positive notices for her work, and was awarded a long-term contract with Fox.

Withers became one of the top 10 box-office stars in 1937 and 1938. Her popularity was such that Fox gave her “name” co-stars: the Ritz Brothers (in Pack Up Your Troubles) and Gene Autry (in Shooting High). Withers also took a flyer in screenwriting: she wrote the original story filmed as Small Town Deb, under the pseudonym “Jerrie Walters.”

Withers kept working in the 1940s; she made 16 films for Fox, Columbia, and Republic Pictures. Her “sweet sixteen” birthday party was filmed by Paramount for the Hedda Hopper’s Hollywood series.

In 1947, in her early twenties, Withers retired for several years from acting, after marrying wealthy Texas oil man, William P. Moss Jr., and had three children by him. The marriage was not a happy one and lasted only six years. Though she suffered from rheumatoid arthritis, it never stopped Jane’s spirit.

In 1955, she remarried, this time to Kenneth Errair, one-quarter of the harmonizing group “The Four Freshmen.” They had two children. The same year, she earned a supporting role in the film classic, Giant.

In 1955, while filming the movie Giant Jane developed a friendship with James Dean. In the DVD special features she tells the story that Dean had a favorite pink cowboy shirt he wore all the time. He never let it go the laundry for fear it would be lost like the other shirts he had. Withers convinced him to let her wash it for him. She did this often and when he left to go to the race he gave her his shirt to wash and have ready for him when he came back. James Dean died that day in the fateful fatal car wreck in California. Withers still keeps his shirt and the fond memories of him.

By the mid-1960s, Withers gained fame again as “Josephine the Plumber,” a character in a long-running and popular series of television commercials for Comet cleanser, and the veteran TV-ad pitchwoman’s beloved character lasted into the 1970s.

A December 15, 2008 Advertising Age article about Flo, the Progressive Insurance TV commercial character played by Stephanie Courtney, said that Flo, “… is a weirdly sincere, post-modern Josephine the Plumber who just really wants to help. She has: The brand is flourishing.”

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speaking of which, they should do one commercial with perky Flo the insurance lady wearing a dress:


It would be sensational!

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Elisabeth Moss

(born July 24, 1982) is an American actress.

Elisabeth Moss was born in Los Angeles, California, the daughter of musicians. She began acting in 1990.

Since July 2007, she has played secretary turned copywriter Peggy Olson on the AMC dramatic series Mad Men, about Madison Avenue professionals, during the era from 1960 to 1965. In 2009, Moss was nominated for an Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series.

anyway, she is the perfect peggy!

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rebecca starr:

with glasses and bangs, while wearing school-girl loafers and bobby socks (pigtails too!):

this is a really good look for her!

here she is with mister 18 inch tony duncan:


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brie mom:

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here is PTA soccer mom janet mason (again!) on a date at lexington steele’s house, while her husband films the action:


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there is something really special about this video!

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oh! almost forgot!

here is 23 year old mom Violet dressed for school:


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last month’s mystery photo was marcella (russian?):


although her videos are too extreme for my taste, i really love the cute outfits she wears!