cowgirls & the destroyer

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Scene from video “Pinafore”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY21PyqvEt0

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Junior high days:


Mom had just split from her second husband, and we were living in an el schlocko apartment just across the street from the junk store “Trash and Treasures.” I was watching wrestling from the Olympic auditorium announced by Dick “whoa Nellie!” Lane, who wrestled with Hub furniture (joke –some Hub furniture stores back then –one on Sepevulda in the valley).


It was cowboy Bob Ellis’ birthday, and they brought in a large birthday cake with several burning candles on it, while the auditorium sang happy birthday, then the destroyer (Freddie Blassie beneath that mask?) darted into the ring, and flung the birthday cake up in the air, proceeding to dry gulch the cowboy! I was bouncing up and down yelling about the destroyer, causing a neighbor to yell “To hell with the destroyer! I’m trying to sleep!”

The girl

above the swimming pool evidently had a crush on me. Flirting with me every chance she got, but she was rather too young for me, really.

Once she came to my door. I’m not sure what either one of us might have said, if anything. For kicks I liked to put on mom’s clothes,

and go into the empty apartment next door, exploding with ecstasy, because I wasn’t supposed to be there doing that thing!

Perhaps the most profitable day of my life, and I didn’t even know it, occurred when I went into the aforementioned Trash and Treasures store,”  noticing a shoe box full of baseball cards, and a retro girlie  magazine,

which I shoved underneath my shirt as I was too young to purchase something like that. It was in a stack of magazines, and I’m thinking they didn’t even know it was there. So, I bought the shoebox full of baseball cards for a buck!

It contained Brooklyn Dodgers, and New York Giants cards before the teams moved to the west coast, among others. I am sure there was a Jackie Robinson in there. These would be in addition to the cards I already possessed: Mickey Mantle, Rodger Maris, Don Drysdale, Sandy “no hit” Koufax, etc.

I SHOULD HAVE HELD ONTO THE CARDS, keeping them in the safe deposit box in west Los Angeles, and selling them just before the economy started to tank–I could have retired!

Instead I got rid of the baseball (I have always been terrible at sports!) cards, thinking that the comic books (my first issue of spider man– not in the best condition, and recently during the Great Recession– just sold for $4K on “Pawn Stars”), and coins were the way to go, but when the economy tanked in the early 1980’s I sold them for peanuts.

Speaking of junior high, Linda

(“no tears, no fears, no ruined years, no clocks”—JIM) now sneering at me, whereas she used to flirt with me.

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What was going on at Melody Ranch?


Gene Autry and the boys liked to take 25 year old women, and have them play 16 year old teenagers, while dressing them as 12 year old girls!!!!!


For instance in one movie Patsy Montana

portrayed a girl on her sixteenth birthday. So the cowboys each got to spank her 16 times!

Other times precious Mary Lee

was also required to dress as a 12 year old, while toting a doll!!!


However, both of these gals could sing beautifully in duets with Gene.

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cowgirl brie

&

cowgirl Trisha:

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Catalina Cruz bobby-soxing with saddle shoes!


more cheerleaders

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The Stranger

I show up after the assassination, and before the advent of Beatlemania.

The immortal cheer squad from Clark junior high in La Crescenta (Los Angeles County):

Carol, Linda, Irene, & Janice

“Thunder thunder thunderation

When we yell its jubilation

We create a great sensation…”


Kim “They would create a great sensation at a stag party!”


Linda:      “You’re nuts!”

John:         “What about them?”

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“Sandra Bullock (born July 26, 1964) is an Academy Award winning American actress and producer who rose to fame in the 1990s after roles in successful films such as Demolition Man, Speed, The Net, A Time to Kill, While You Were Sleeping, and Hope Floats.

She continued with films such as Miss Congeniality, The Lake House, and Crash, the third of which received critical acclaim.   Bullock was awarded a Golden Globe Award for Best Actress, a Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role, and the Academy Award for Best Actress, for her role as Leigh Anne Tuohy in The Blind Side.”

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Patty Duke

and George Takei did an outstanding public service announcement, while wearing Star Trek uniforms!

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“Sue Lyon was 14 years old when she was cast in the role of Dolores “Lolita” Haze, the sexually charged adolescent and the object of an older man’s obsessions in Stanley Kubrick’s 1962 film, Lolita.

She was chosen for the role partly because her curvy figure suggested an older adolescent. Based on the Vladimir Nabokov novel of the same name, Kubrick’s Lolita, though a toned-down version of the book (Lolita is only 12 at the beginning of the novel and 17 at the end), was nonetheless one of the most controversial films of its day. Lyon was 16 when the film premiered in September 1962. She became an instant celebrity and won a Golden Globe Award for Most Promising Newcomer – Female. Despite her inexperience, she was praised for holding her own in scenes with the three top-billed stars of the film, James Mason, Shelley Winters, and Peter Sellers.”

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bobby-soxer:

party girl brie bobby-soxing:



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“She [Janice Joplin] said, “my ass is as white at Patsy Montana

and Doris Day’s

(Que Sera)

ass!” –from “Laid Bare” (A Memoir of Wrecked Lives and the Hollywood Death Trip) by John Gilmore

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Beverly Cox:

Brooke Lee Adams:

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